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šŸ„šŸŒŸ Calling All Fungi Fanatics! Join Our Mushroom Magic Team! šŸŒŸšŸ„ (Greencastle)

Setas Mushrooms

Hege Rd near Locust Level Rd

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compensation: $15 per/hr + eggs and food for your family from our oudoor garden and indoor vertical mushroom farm
employment type: employee's choice
job title: Mycology Product Development Specialist
Would you like to be a mycology magician, or do you have a soft spot for all things fungi? Does the mere thought of turning mushrooms into mouthwatering munchies, revolutionary materials, and mesmerizing tinctures set your heart aflutter? Hold onto your mushroom caps because the most spellbinding job is about to drop in your lap!

šŸ„ About Us: Ladies and gentlemen, wizards, and witches, we present to you Setas Mushrooms - the game-changers, the fungi fanatics! We're here to sprinkle a little magic into the mundane, using the power of mushrooms to concoct culinary wonders and earth-shattering innovations that will leave you starry-eyed.

šŸŒŸ Job Title: Mycology Product Development Specialist šŸŒŸ Get ready to weave your mycological wizardry across a spectrum of mind-bending tasks:

šŸ„ Mushroom Maestro - Jerky Division: Transform and package humble mushrooms into irresistible jerky that'll make tastebuds tango. Prepare for flavor explosions of epic proportions!

šŸ² Soup Sorcerer: Brew up enchanting mushroom soups and magical powders that will cast a spell on anyone who dares to taste them. It's like magic in a bowl!

šŸ¶ Tincture Magician: Stir up tinctures that will rival even the most mystical potions. Your mushroom elixirs will have everyone asking for a sip of that sorcery.

šŸŒ Eco-Alchemist: Conjure up alternatives to concrete, plastic, and bricks using the might of mushrooms. Mother Nature will applaud your eco-conscious expertise!

šŸŒˆ Our Dream Catcher: Passion, a dash of whimsy, and a hefty dose of mushroom mania! While mycology experience will definitely have us doing a happy dance, if you've ever fancied growing fungi in your closet, you're already halfway to being our fungi BFF. Commit 8-16 hours each week to our mushroom-inspired escapades, or go above and beyond with a full 20+ hours ā€“ you might just earn yourself a mushroom crown!

šŸ•’ When the Magic Happens: Time is a mere construct for you! Select the hours that align with your cosmic rhythm. Night owl or sunrise enthusiast, all chronotypes are welcome in our mycological wonderland.

šŸ’„ Perks of the Fungal Fraternity: šŸ„ Non-stop mushroom puns and inside jokes ā€“ our humor is as zesty as our fungi feasts. šŸ„ Flexibility that dances to your tune, giving you time to chase rainbows and fungal fantasies. šŸ„ An opportunity to mold the world ā€“ one mushroom at a time. šŸ„ Unending inspiration that'll keep you starry-eyed and spellbound.

Are you ready to jump headfirst into the world of mycelium magic? The mushrooms are beckoning! Slip into your lab coat, summon your inner fungi whisperer, and send us your enchanting application. Let's conjure up mushroom marvels together! šŸ„

Internships are also available!

šŸ“œšŸŒŸ To Enchant Us: šŸŒŸšŸ“œ- Hoot like an owl ā€“ or email us at kat@setasmushrooms.com. Attach your spellbinding resume and a mesmerizing mushroom tale that will make us reach for our imaginary mushroom wands.

P.S. No mushrooms were harmed during the crafting of this job post. Additionally, NO psychedelic mushrooms were used to create this post, and they are not allowed on our farm. Fungal shenanigans, however, are embraced with open arms!
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